New Year’s Eve: “FUCK YEAH! A NEW YEAR!”
New Year’s Day: “I wanna go back to last year….”
Valentine’s Day: “FOREVER ALONE.”
Easter: “Candy and plastic eggs….”
Fourth of July: “BIG ASS FIREWORKS!”
Halloween: “FREE CANDY!”
Christmas Eve: “I CAN’T SLEEPPPPPPPPP!”
Christmas Day: ”PRESENTSSSSSS!”
- Peeing with the doors open.
- Being naked.
- Listening to music as loud as you fucking want.
- Singing to that music as long as you fucking want.
- Drinking out of cartons.
- Not giving a fuck.
- Being alone.